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Bowz
FOUNDER
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Join date : 2008-12-20
Age : 31
Location : Chula Vista, CA
 | | Subject: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Mon 23 Mar 2009, 7:08 pm | |
| ill start it off =)
A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every
night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your
bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. well.. ah.. well, I'm
bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin
again."
And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?"
And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up." |
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T2O4L xDeViOuSx
CO-LEADER
Posts : 216
Points : 261
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:56 am | |
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INfaMOuZ780
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Join date : 2009-03-23
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:24 pm | |
| Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. |
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[T2O] Ðøggÿ
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Posts : 144
Points : 93
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-03-07
Age : 48
Location : Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Tue 24 Mar 2009, 7:02 pm | |
| - INfaMOuZ780 wrote:
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. you learn this at your special education class? |
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INfaMOuZ780
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Join date : 2009-03-23
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:54 am | |
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Dhome
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Posts : 1515
Points : 1685
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-03-05
Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:11 am | |
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T2O4L xDeViOuSx
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Points : 261
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Join date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:05 pm | |
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iKONiC MAKER
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Points : 142
Reputation : -4
Join date : 2009-03-08
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| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:55 pm | |
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Dhome
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Join date : 2009-03-05
Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:15 am | |
| lol hey gevm stfu u fat headed fucker. u kno i only pimp bitches like ya mom don't get it twisted. when i come down a hill they say exactly what my siggy states. But you on the other hand....  |
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iP Hunt3r
Posts : 135
Points : 109
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Join date : 2009-03-01
Age : 33
Location : Cincinnati, Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:01 pm | |
| How you fit 1,000 jews in a car? A: You put 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and the rest in the ash-tray.  |
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T2O xJ4Vy1x
Posts : 566
Points : 485
Reputation : 6
Join date : 2008-12-13
Age : 34
Location : in Mundy's House
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:30 pm | |
|  lol so racist |
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T2O xJ4Vy1x
Posts : 566
Points : 485
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Join date : 2008-12-13
Age : 34
Location : in Mundy's House
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:34 pm | |
| Quote of the day: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same but it ain't fucking right! |
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Dhome
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Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:52 pm | |
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iKONiC MAKER
Posts : 131
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| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:23 pm | |
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Bulletz
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Points : 971
Reputation : -20
Join date : 2009-03-23
Age : 28
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:52 pm | |
| Lmfao DH u said AoA is joke. |
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Dhome
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| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Sat 11 Apr 2009, 3:28 pm | |
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AOA JAY713
Posts : 349
Points : 398
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Join date : 2009-04-04
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Sat 11 Apr 2009, 3:44 pm | |
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Dhome
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| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Sat 11 Apr 2009, 3:55 pm | |
| same thing DM said and they got owned......but ey look at ur peice of shit clan now LMFAO good job leading that dumbfuck |
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AOA JAY713
Posts : 349
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Join date : 2009-04-04
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Sat 11 Apr 2009, 5:04 pm | |
| Im looing at my clan and it lke AAO Da best  |
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Dhome
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| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Sat 11 Apr 2009, 5:43 pm | |
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iP4G Dhomoieboy
Posts : 59
Points : 68
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Join date : 2009-04-11
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Sat 11 Apr 2009, 5:54 pm | |
| aoa owned ip 8x so how can you say they dont own you? |
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Bulletz
Posts : 939
Points : 971
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Join date : 2009-03-23
Age : 28
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Sat 11 Apr 2009, 7:22 pm | |
| Lol this is how u know that is GEVM.  |
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AOA JAY713
Posts : 349
Points : 398
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Join date : 2009-04-04
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Sun 12 Apr 2009, 12:14 pm | |
| lol we r get over it dnt get mad b/c nun of your bff r da best no mo we da best now get over it |
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iP4G Dhomoieboy
Posts : 59
Points : 68
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| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Mon 13 Apr 2009, 8:48 am | |
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Dhome
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Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: Post Your Jokes Here!!!! Mon 13 Apr 2009, 8:47 pm | |
| whichever way it goes you homos are no where close to AAO and u kno wut idgaf cuz AOA my beat iP from time to time but i own ur whole clan lmao |
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