ok you all might heard this one but im gonna post it anyway.

One night,there were 2 robbers trying to open a vault in a large bank. It took them long to open it but they managed to.
After checking what's inside, there were so pissed because all they saw was yogurt. They were hungry after they tried hard to
open the vault so they ate some while in the bank and took some home so they wouldn't be empty handed. The next morning,
their breakfast is still yogurt. One of them opened the TV and switched to the news headlines. While they were eating breakfast
the newscaster reported:

"LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED"





lol merry christmas

lmao....

rofl that was pretty funny.

There were 4 guys a white,black,Asian,n,Mexican by a cliff.The Asian gos "this for my wife"n jumps off.The Mexican goes "this is for my dog"n jumps off.the white guy goes "this for my country" n pushes the black guy off the cliff.


LOL My friend told me that

lol it was different the one i heard it was liike the asain threw rice off and the mexican threw idk and then the white guy threw the black guy