One day bob sanchez
went out with tupac
to catch some Pokemon. They decided that on a sexy
day like this, the Grass Pokemon were sure to be out in nigger black
Forest. They got their Pokeballs and set off. They really wanted a jirachi
to complete their collection. They were very smexy
when they heard the call of the Pokemon they really wanted. But to their surprise, a giant 1337
foot tall celebi
came bursting through the foliage! It eyed them and snorted. They were scared hawt
with fright. All of the sudden bob sanchez
made a run for it. The big Pokemon left tupac
behind and went chasing after you! You heard trees snapping and the earth shaking as the big Pokemon pounced towards you. You figure you can stall it just long enough to flying
if you put it in your last Pokeball. You know it's so powerful it will escape but it might buy you some time. So to save your couch
you throw your last Pokeball at it. 1337
seconds later you hear it burst open and the big Pokemon is on your trail again. You see a stream ahead. You figure you're about 1337
feet ahead and if you jump in the river you can throw it off your pizza hut
. You see it coming towards the river and you go under the calm water. You wait as long as you can without air and peek up to see the Pokemon gone. But then you remember your friend! You hear him
scream. You send out your most powerful Pokemon with you which happens to be your trustworthy totodile
. You come back to the site where you see your friend up against a tree as the big Pokemon growls and shows its teeth. Your totodile
attacks using rape
and the big Monster faints. You escape and get back to your town of los angeles
where you try to tell everyone of the giant Pokemon who chased you but no one believes you. "nigger lover
", you say. Oh well there's always next time!