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Hunt3r 4L
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 | | Subject: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Mon 09 Nov 2009, 10:54 pm | |
| Before I post these I just want everyone to know that I'm not racist, just bored. (;
Nigger Jokes:
Everyone should stop being racist . . racism should be a crime, and crime is for NIGGERS!
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
How was shit invented?
God smashed a nigger and gave it a better smell!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! |
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Hunt3r 4L
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Mon 09 Nov 2009, 10:55 pm | |
| Spic Jokes:
What do you call four mexicans who can't swim?
Quatro Sinco
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!
How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff.
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed!
How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap! |
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Hunt3r 4L
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Mon 09 Nov 2009, 10:55 pm | |
| Jew Jokes:
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw his gas bill
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork
How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny |
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Hunt3r 4L
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Mon 09 Nov 2009, 10:55 pm | |
| Arab Jokes:
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
What's the difference between an American girl and an arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.
What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali!
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired! |
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Hunt3r 4L
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Mon 09 Nov 2009, 10:56 pm | |
| Fag Jokes:
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?
What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?
Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job
A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"
What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in? |
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T2O RAiN
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Tue 10 Nov 2009, 4:32 pm | |
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GoDKiLL4
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:58 pm | |
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T2O L4NCER
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Thu 26 Nov 2009, 1:41 am | |
| - Hunt3r 4L wrote:
- Arab Jokes:
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
What's the difference between an American girl and an arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.
What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali!
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired! Hey BRO you are good, GJ on this that one was the best...  |
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Bulletz
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:29 pm | |
| lmfao hunt that was funny when u said because there is tagets on every corner |
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T2O Legend
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Fri 11 Dec 2009, 7:50 pm | |
| lmao What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?  |
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Bulletz
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:10 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:25 pm | |
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☆Baller☆
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:03 am | |
| Ahh, yes. The Jew Jokas was a funny, now i go. High five! |
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:27 pm | |
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LILWAYNE
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| | Subject: Re: Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk* Thu 02 Sep 2010, 8:58 pm | |
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