lol i found this joke, made me luagh for like 5 mins xD

A driver was stopped for speeding:-

Officer: May I see your driver's licence?

Driver: I don't have one. I lost it when I got my 5th drunk driving conviction.

Officer: May I see the log book for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the log book is in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owned this car and stuffed her in the boot.

Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?

Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called for back up. The car was soon surrounded by police officers, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation

Inspector: Sir, can I see your licence?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Inspector: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the Log Book. The driver owned the car.

Inspector: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Inspector: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Boot is opened; no body.

Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b*****d told you I was speeding, too

wow lol more jokes plz

lol thats funny

lmao!!

Lmfao that's one way to get one way to get out of a speeding ticket.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.